Dilbert, Season 1

Vibrating chair store owner [speaking in a shaky voice]:
Would you like to try a vibrating chair?

Dogbert:
Get out of my way, you pervert.

[Dogbert causes all the chairs in the store to vibrate wildly]

Vibrating chair store owner [shaky voice]:
Will you be sitting down in any of these?

Dogbert:
No, I'm gonna run for it and you might wanna do the same.