Doug, Season 1

[A fantasy sequence]

Ms. Wingo:
Now, class, does anyone know what the Sixth Article of the Constitution says? ... Patti?

Patti:
The Sixth Article of the Constitution states the courts shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab with molten lava.

Ms. Wingo:
And do we know anyone like that?

Class:
[turning and pointing in unison at Doug, who is crouched at the side of his desk] IT'S HIM!

Doug:
[jumping on top of his desk and putting a rose in his mouth] You'll never get... wa na na... Jack Bandit! [swings across classroom on a rope, and before escaping out the window, tosses his rose to Patti, who catches it]

Patti:
[dreamily] What a guy!

[After jumping out the window, Jack lands in the arms of a police officer]

Mr. Bone:
[through megaphone] Funnie! This is goin' on your permanent record!

Patti:
Jack! You've got to escape!

Doug:
[rolling out of policeman's arms] So long, suckers!!!

[Back to reality. Doug has just fallen out of bed and Porkchop licks him awake.]

Doug:
[narrating] It seemed as if my only chance was to go on the lam.