Doug, Season 2

Doug:
Well, excuse me, sir. But, You've just broken one of your own rules: "No grabbing other people's comics".

Patti:
And according to your own rule book, the punishment is one Saturday Detention.

Mr. Bone:
But, I can't stay here. I have a yodeling class.

Doug:
It's a rule, Mr. Bone.

Mr. Bone:
But it's a silly and pointless rule.

Patti:
But that's what we've been telling you, Mr. Bone.

Mr. Bone:
I don't want to miss my yodeling lesson.

Doug:
Mr. Bone, may I suggest a new rule?

Mr. Bone:
Not another rule.

Doug:
Just one more... Rule Number 1,900,003: "No more Saturday Detentions".

Mr. Bone:
Effective immediately?

Doug:
Well, it's up to you, Mr. Bone.

Mr. Bone:
Well, I say... last one out's a rotten egg!