Doug, Season 2

[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]

Roger:
[about to climb ladder to the window] It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!

Doug:
Psst! Roger... Roger!

Roger:
[climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?

[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind]

Mrs. Dink:
Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.

[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes]

Doug:
Our house is over there, Roger.