Dragon Hunters

Lian-Chu:
I like this Spartan lifestyle. No frills. It's ideal for concentration.

[Gwizdo tosses and turns on his bed of straw]

Gwizdo:
[sarcastically] You don't say.

Lian-Chu:
I feel sorry for those old men. It's weird. Maybe it's just the candlelight, but I got the feeling Albagore has aged since we got here. Say, Gwizdo, can you explain your plan to me?

Gwizdo:
Hmm.

Lian-Chu:
Since it's complicated and all?

Gwizdo:
Lian-Chu, there is no complicated plan. I just said that to impress the clients, so they think they're gettin' their money's worth. You get it?

Lian-Chu:
But what about the plan you drew?

[Gwizdo sits up]

Gwizdo:
Total bluff. Tomorrow we cross the bridge, wait for the monster and slay it with a slingshot. Wham bam, thank you ma'am, fork over the money, we hope to see you again someday.

[Lian-Chu looks at Gwizdo incredulously]