Dragon Hunters

[Gwizdo is sitting on the ground cross-legged, clutching the contract and trying in vain not to cry]

Lian-Chu:
What's wrong, Gwizdo? Is the contract that bad?

Gwizdo:
[voice choked] On the contrary. It's the most beautiful contract I've ever seen and it's gonna make us rich.

Lian-Chu:
So, you're feeling better, then?

[Gwizdo's face morphs into an ugly gurn, his eyes brimming with tears]

Gwizdo:
On the contrary. I've never felt so awful in my life. You can even negotiate better contracts that I can.

[He bursts out sobbing]

Gwizdo:
I'm such a loser!