Dragon Hunters

Gwizdo:
Lord Aldo! It's a catastrophe! A terrifying, horrible, abominable dragon is in the midst of pillaging the inhabitants, and slaughtering the village! Uh, I mean pillaging the village and slaughtering the inhabitants.

Lord Aldo:
So I hear.

[Gwizdo looks a little stunned]

Gwizdo:
Eh... you gotta do something, old man! Here's an idea. I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna sandwich you in between two contracts. Ten thousand klurks and we'll turn your dragon into a distant memory. That is an incredible price. Hunters like us usually cost twice this much. Just sign your name here, here and here.

Lord Aldo:
No. We love our money too much.

Gwizdo:
Huh? Come on. Hector-

[He hastily covers his mouth]

Gwizdo:
Mh-mh

[He takes his hand away from his mouth]

Gwizdo:
I mean, the monster's gonna eat your town.

Lord Aldo:
That's too bad.

Gwizdo:
[shocked] No? You can't say that, it's, it- that's... immoral.