Duck Dodgers

Cadet:
I'm glad to be playing the Cadet again, but how are they going to explain the change in the movie?

Dodgers:
Well, the writers have it all figured out. You see, she's being evaporated onto the ship. And there's interference from a fierce electrical storm! And tragedy strikes when the evaporator malfunctions. We finally manage to stabilize the situation, oh, but it was too late. She's been transformed... (makes a grotesque face) INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE!!! (stops making the face) That's where you come in, babe.

Cadet:
Maybe I should have spent a little more time at the gym.