Duck Dodgers

Professor I.Q. High:
I revived Dodgers from a state of suspended animation. I was able to bring him back using the science of the 24 1/2 century.

Dodgers:
(To audience) Ain't the future great.

Dodgers:
Prepare for emergency evasions. Fire the overthrusters!

Cadet:
Check.

Dodgers:
Engage the superdrive!

Cadet:
Superdrive engaged.

Dodgers:
Deploy the..the umm....I think it's the yellow button. It's uhh.. usually flashing, it makes the engine go WOOOSH!

Dodgers:
I'm only going to get one pass at this.

Cadget:
T-Trust your feelings captain.

Dodgers:
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to use this expensive targeting computer.

[Dodgers is sticking his feet in a water hole]

Commander:
Get your filthy diseased feet out of my drinking......water!?

[The water gets absorbed in Dodgers feet]

Dodgers:
Oops. Easy come, easy go.

Commander:
[crying] How are you doing this!!!!!!?????

Cadet:
I'm glad to be playing the Cadet again, but how are they going to explain the change in the movie?

Dodgers:
Well, the writers have it all figured out. You see, she's being evaporated onto the ship. And there's interference from a fierce electrical storm! And tragedy strikes when the evaporator malfunctions. We finally manage to stabilize the situation, oh, but it was too late. She's been transformed... (makes a grotesque face) INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE!!! (stops making the face) That's where you come in, babe.

Cadet:
Maybe I should have spent a little more time at the gym.

Dodgers:
Good! [his tummy growls] Cuz, my tummy needs some grub!

Duck Dodgers (Played by Daffy Duck):
It's a lot like the pawns in checkers

Duck Dodgers (Played by Daffy Duck):
All of this watermelon is making me thirsty.

Duck Dodgers (Played by Daffy Duck):
Let's have a train race. Wait! Get me a trampoline and a hovercraft. Oh! and about a million of those little green army guys and a giant magnified glass.

Duck Dodgers (Played by Daffy Duck):
Relax, the only one stealing gum around here is me.

Space Cadget (Played by Porky Pig):
Dodgers is in trob...trob...oh he's in for a world of hurt.

Martian Commander (Played by Marvin the Martian):
Exploding rocket fuel makes such a lovely fireball.