Duckman, Season 1

Duckman:
I'll bet those mindless pod people who believe in that thing still wait up for the tooth fairy!

Fluffy:
Why shouldn't they?

Duckman:
Because he's rotting in a Turkish jail! Will you hurry up with those disguises? Four of those mindless pod people are my family!

Uranus:
Okay, Mr. Duckman, but may I say I don't think you should just dismiss the notions of miracles.

Fluffy:
It's a miracle every time a new leaf grows, every time a newborn baby cries...

Duckman:
[kicks Fluffy into a paper shredder] Every time you shut up and do what I tell ya! Now, turn me into one of those art world freakos or you're next!

Uranus:
[chuckles nervously] When you are in a hurry...

[the first disguise is Salvador Dali, complete with a melting watch]

Duckman:
Nope. [the next disguise is a piece of abstract art similar to that of Pablo Picasso] Uh-uh. [the final disguise is Vincent van Gogh] Who's this supposed to be?

Cornfed:
I'm guessing, but I think it's a highly misunderstood painter whose rhythmic linear brushstrokes were an arrogant break from the old masters, and it was so desperate for a unique artistic identity that he was trapped in a hellish downward spiral of hostility, madness and self-mutilation.

Duckman:
The beard's cool, let's do it. What about your disguise? [Cornfed opens his fang-filled mouth wide] GRAHH!! Who are you supposed to be?!! [Cornfed takes off fang dentures]

Cornfed:
Your agent.