Duckman, Season 1
Duckman:
I'll bet those mindless pod people who believe in that thing still wait up for the tooth fairy!
Fluffy:
Why shouldn't they?
Duckman:
Because he's rotting in a Turkish jail! Will you hurry up with those disguises? Four of those mindless pod people are my family!
Uranus:
Okay, Mr. Duckman, but may I say I don't think you should just dismiss the notions of miracles.
Fluffy:
It's a miracle every time a new leaf grows, every time a newborn baby cries...
Duckman:
[kicks Fluffy into a paper shredder] Every time you shut up and do what I tell ya! Now, turn me into one of those art world freakos or you're next!
Uranus:
[chuckles nervously] When you are in a hurry...
[the first disguise is Salvador Dali, complete with a melting watch]
Duckman:
Nope. [the next disguise is a piece of abstract art similar to that of Pablo Picasso] Uh-uh. [the final disguise is Vincent van Gogh] Who's this supposed to be?
Cornfed:
I'm guessing, but I think it's a highly misunderstood painter whose rhythmic linear brushstrokes were an arrogant break from the old masters, and it was so desperate for a unique artistic identity that he was trapped in a hellish downward spiral of hostility, madness and self-mutilation.
Duckman:
The beard's cool, let's do it. What about your disguise? [Cornfed opens his fang-filled mouth wide] GRAHH!! Who are you supposed to be?!! [Cornfed takes off fang dentures]
Cornfed:
Your agent.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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