DuckTales, Season 1

[The Duck nephews, Webby, Lena, and Mrs. Beakley are leaving the cinema after seeing a horror movie]

Dewey:
Oh, man, that is classic cinema!

Webby:
So good!

Lena:
Oh, and remember when the surgeon tried to cut the mole queen in half but then she multiplied into a million mole babies and then they ate him?! [imitates chainsaw noises and Webby makes growling sounds]

Beakley:
[grabs Lena by the arm] You said this was an educational film. Suitable for all ages.

Lena:
Uh, it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of mole monsters. And everyone could use a lesson on chainsaw safety.

[Launchpad is the last person to leave the cinema with a horrified look on his face and looks at the movie poster]

Louie:
Lame! Where was the drama, the heart, the needlessly expensive car crash mayhem?

Huey:
Even if mole-men did exist, why attack someone in the shower? With the water running, there wouldn't be enough traction to attack anyone above the knee. Totally phony.

Webby:
What is with you guys? It says right on the poster, "based on an actual true novel."

Huey:
[pulls out his guidebook] This is the only book I trust. If it's not in the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, then it's not a thing.

Webby:
What about were-ducks?

Huey:
Nope.

Webby:
Tri-clopses?

Huey:
Mmm, not a thing.

Webby:
Well, what about the legendary Terra-firmians of Duckburg?

Huey:
[sigh] Let's see... Pterodactyl, terror-dactyl, terrible twos, nope. No Terra-firmians. Must not exist.

Webby:
[laughing] What? Terra-firmians, the mythical underground race that live below our very city?

Huey:
No, that's ridiculous.

Webby:
No, you're ridiculous.

Lena:
Children, children. There's an easy way to settle this. Let's go find them ourselves.