DuckTales, Season 1

Dewey:
[interacting with a couple jade tigers] Actual tigers?! Do the number of stripes tell you their age? Is it true if you stare at them in the eyes, they won't kill you, or does that make them want to kill you faster?

Liu Hai:
Oh, would you like one?

Scrooge:
You can't give a child a tiger. Especially not this child.

Dewey:
[coddling one of the tigers] Dewey Junior, you're coming home with us. Oh, and I already named him, oh and I'm already super emotionally attached.

Scrooge:
Oh fine, but I am not changing its litter.