Ed, Edd n Eddy, Season 2

Rolf:
Hurry, as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Ed-boy.

Ed as Eddy:
Let's sell the squash for cash. Chicken! [hugging it] Pet the chicken, pet the chicken… [sees Edd as Ed] The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it.

Eddy as Edd:
Excuse me, 'Eddy'. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals.

Edd as Ed:
I love chickens, Eddy.

[The Eds laugh]

Rolf:
Ed-boy!

Ed as Eddy:
[poking Edd] Wake up, Monobrow.

Edd as Ed:
Oh right. Yes. Ahem. [turning around to face Rolf] I am Ed.

Rolf:
You are not Ed-boy. I must have the large Ed-boy here now. So please, Ed-boy, raspberries to squash. Thank you.

Eddy as Edd:
Rolf said, thank you. Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?

Ed as Eddy:
Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan. [pulls Eddy as Edd's sock over him and walks behind Edd as Ed] Hey, burnhead. I will now inflict pain on you.

Edd as Ed:
What? [Ed swings Eddy, knocking Edd into the raspberry silo.] Buttered toast?

Rolf:
No butter, raspberries! Squish the fruit, slowpoke Ed-boy. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst!

Eddy as Edd:
Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be correct.

Edd as Ed:
Parched! The word you're looking for is parched!

Ed as Eddy:
Yeah, right, Lumpy! Parched is a fish! [laughs]

Eddy as Edd:
Intriguing.

Rolf:
You are not Ed. You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet!

[Suddenly, the berry juice begins to drain from its container.]

Ed as Eddy:
You know what they say, Double D. [shoves Eddy as Edd's mouth to an opened pipe on the side] If you're thirsty, take a drink. [Eddy as Edd chugs it down and swells up.] Gee, Double D. You really let yourself go. [jumps on Eddy and spits the pipe out] Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D.

Edd as Ed:
[popping out of Eddy's sock] You really think I'm a genius?

Eddy as Edd:
Hey, I'm Double D. I'm the genius. [A red-tinted Rolf opens Eddy as Edd's mouth and climbs out.]

Ed as Eddy:
I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy! [laughs]

[The 'Eds' laugh.]

Rolf:
Rolf has never been so confused.