Ed, Edd n Eddy, Season 5

Eddy:
[angry] Great! So I end up with a detention because of YOUR stupid eating habits! [When he says "YOUR", he puts the detention slip on Ed's chest]

Ed:
"Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes! Yum." [He pulls some from the inside of his jacket.]

Edd:
"Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?"

Eddy:
I swear he's obsessed with the stuff! It's stashed here– [he pulls up Ed's shirt, revealing five gravy boats taped to his chest] –right there– [he pulls off Ed's left shoe and gravy flows out] –I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed.

Eddy:
[in Ed's ear] SO PROVE IT!

Ed:
[clutching his ears] AAAAH! YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!

Edd:
I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity.

Ed:
[to the camera] Don't touch that dial, kids.

Eddy:
[Angrilly] What about YOU, Mr. Encyclopediac! I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours.

Jonny:
Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable.

Eddy:
Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged!

Kevin:
Aw, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [He and Nazz laugh] What dorks.

Rolf:
Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys.

Eddy:
25 cents?!

Kevin:
What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [Snaps his fingers]

Eddy:
[Eddy moves to a seat by Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?

Jonny:
Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?

Eddy:
Sounds like we got ourselves a bet.