Ed, Edd n Eddy, Season 5

[The TV spits static as Kevin unsuccessfully tries changing channels. The picture resolves to a fake outdoor fireplace]

Eddy:
[offscreen] Go on, get in there! [Edd prances onscreen, dressed like a pilgrim]

Edd:
Um...good morrow to thee. I'm about to share with thou fellow villagers the tale of Fort Peach Creek. Let us–begin, shall we?

Sarah:
I hate public access!

[Kevin tries unsuccessfully to change the channel]

Edd:
A long time ago, Peach Creek was buteth an untamed wilderness of towering trees, torrid waters, and savage beasts!

[Ed, wearing a moose cap, leaps out from behind a fake bush]

Ed:
Cock-a-doodle doo! I am a salvaged moose! Bleaugh!

[Ed walks offscreen. Edd takes center stage once more]

Edd:
Oh, regardeth over the horizon, for the hero of our epic tale doth approach!

[Eddy appears, pretending to tow a tiny wagon which, by perspective, looks large]

Eddy:
I have come from afar and shall claim this wilderness as our own! [Ed, clueless, stands in front of the camera] Hark ye, o' savage moose, moveth along, or be turned into moose chops! Hear ye? [Ed doesn't move, so Eddy flicks his eyes]

Ed:
This landeth is your landeth o' great shorteth one. [Edd gives him a flag]

Eddy:
Yes, this land is fulleth of peachy fuzzy fruits, and for this reason I claimeth this place as Fort Peach Creek! [The hill of leaves collapses, and he snaps the flag]

Edd:
And...there...you'll...haveth...it.

Ed:
Cock-a-doodle doo!