Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2

[Frank is showing Ray and Robert how to act at a Civil War Re-enactment]

Frank:
Okay, I was just about to show Robert how to act when you get shot.

Ray:
What, like upset?

Frank:
No, it's got to be realistic. Here, let me show you. Robert, make a gunshot noise.

Robert:
What caliber, .22 or .45?

Frank:
Ray.

Ray:
Bang.

[Frank grabs his chest and backs off]

Frank:
[yelling] I'm hit! Keep fighting, men. Kill those rebel bastards!

[Frank backs away some more, in an overly dramatic pose and after a few seconds lies still]

Frank:
Abigail. Dear Abigail, my pretty non-nagging Civil War wife.

[Frank gurgles and then finishes his acting by rolling his eyes. Ray and Robert stare on in disbelief. Frank gets up.]

Frank:
See? Getting shot is fun.

Ray:
Not if you're watching.