Family Guy, Season 1

Peter:
Come on, you're worryin' about nothin'.

Lois:
Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church?

[cutaway to a priest giving a sermon at church]

Priest:
And so the Lord God smote poor Job with festering boils all over his body...

God:
[sitting in one of the pews] Aw, man, I hate it when he tells this story.

Priest:
...yet, miraculously, Job was still able to maintain his dignity.

Peter:
[He is seen drinking lots of communion wine, he coughs] Woah, is that really the blood of Christ?

Priest:
Yes.

Peter:
Man, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, eh?

[cut back to the kitchen]

Lois:
And then there was that time at the ice cream store...

[cutaway to the family at an ice cream store]

Peter:
Aw, butter rum's my favorite! [licks and passes out immediately]

[cut back to the kitchen]

Brian:
And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?

[cutaway to a movie theater. Everyone is sobbing, except for Peter who stares blankly, then claps his hands]

Peter:
I got it. That's the guy from Big. Tom Hanks! That's it, aw, funny guy, Tom Hanks! Everything he says is a stitch!

Hanks:
[on screen] I have AIDS.

[Peter laughing]