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Stewie:
[playing with his Sesame Street phone] Put me through to the Pentagon!

Phone:
Do you know what sound a cow makes?

Stewie:
Don't toy with me, Ernie! I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda... well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now, isn't it?

Phone:
Can you count to three?

Stewie:
Ho-ho, indeed I can! [pulls out a laser gun and shoots the phone with each number] ONE! TWO! THREE! Can I count to three? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth-grade level.

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