Family Guy, Season 1

Soccer Mom:
That's the tenth time today! Nice grab, orca! Hey, get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!

Peter:
Hey, hey, hey, easy, fella, that's my kid! Now apologize.

Soccer Mom:
Okay, I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead, stinkin' blue cheese [As he knocks the can of beer out of Peter's hand] fat ass!

Peter:
Alright, that's it! [He punches Soccer Dad and everyone gasps]

Chris:
Way to go, Dad!

Boy:
Hey, you hit my mom!

Peter:
No, I hit your dad.

Man:
Whoa! Stand back! Give her some air!

Peter:
You mean, give "him" some air.

Woman:
Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!

Peter:
You...you mean, "he's" going into labor... [sound of baby wailing] Whoops.