Family Guy, Season 10

Lois:
Look, the bottom line here, Meg, is that you're taking your own problems out on everyone else.

Meg:
Oh, my problems? Oh, I see. Is this coming from my "role-model mother"? The shoplifter? The drug addict? The porn star? The whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton climb inside her?

Lois:
Oh, so what? A-all of those things are behind me now. I'm a better person now because of those experiences!

Meg:
Are you? Are you a better person?

Lois:
What's your point, Meg?

Meg:
My point is with all that irresponsible, reckless, idiotic behavior in your past, that somehow - heh - somehow you have the nerve, the arrogance to consistently and ruthlessly point out my shortcomings!

Lois:
Alright, well, fine! Okay, I'm not a perfect mother; who is?

Meg:
[laughs sarcastically] Not only are you not the perfect mother, you're the farthest thing from! From the moment you gave birth to me, I had to trust you. I had no choice. I needed you to protect me from the world to, to be my guide, to help me navigate the difficult, confusing, and vulnerable journey to become a person. You have done NONE of those things! You're my mother, and you took a child's trust and smashed it into tiny bits in a seventeen-year long mission to destroy something that you killed long time ago! And honestly, when I turn eighteen, I...I don't know if I ever want to see you again!

[Lois' lip begins to quiver, and then she begins to sob]

Stewie:
[looking at his phone] Oh, wow, everybody's already Tweeting "Stewie just said that".

Lois:
Ugh, you're right! You're right, I'm a terrible mother! I'm so sorry! I'm so, so sorry Meg! Can you ever forgive me? Oh God!

[As Lois continues to cry, Peter whispers something in Meg's ear.]

Meg:
And you never let Dad stir the paint anymore, whatever that means.

Peter:
I didn't know you knew that, Meg, but I'm glad you brought it up.