Family Guy, Season 10

Joe:
Okay, let's pick teams; I'll be a captain and, uh... Mayor West, you could be the captain.

West:
All right, I pick you.

Joe:
You can't pick me, I'm a captain.

[cut to living room where an older West is surrounded with seven kids]

West:
No-one ever stood up for me like that before; I respected him thereon out.

Child 1:
That's a great story, Grampa.

Child 2:
I didn't like it.

[many years later; a much older West is surrounded with twelve kids]

West:
None of my grand children have ever disliked one of my stories before; from then on, he was my favorite.

Child 3:
Well. I don't like that story, Great-Grampa. [West stands up, and electrocutes the boy who disintegrates into dust]

West:
[breaks fourth wall] Future old people are wizards.