Family Guy, Season 10

Quagmire:
So, where is the birthday girl?

Meg:
Oh. Hi, Mr. Quagmire.

Quagmire:
Well, it's your 18th birthday, Meg. That's a very important milestone in a young girl's - I mean, a young woman's life. Hey, welcome to the adult club, huh? And you know what? You got another member right next door if you ever wanna talk and stuff. Happy birthday. [pats Meg's left leg. His little finger wiggles] Hey...hey, where's that pinkie goin', huh? Where's he goin'? What-what's he doin'? Get back here! There you go. [Meg smiles then looks at Quagmire]

Peter:
Heh-heh! Look at Quagmire hitting on that skank. You know he's gonna close the deal.

Brian:
Peter, that skank is your daughter.

Peter:
Oh my God, You're right!

Quagmire:
Y'know, Meg. I'd love to see you without your hat on. [lifts pink beanie. A green hand emerges from her scalp, pulls beanie down] Okay.

Stewie:
Don't worry, Dad. I'll take care of him! [punches Quagmire's legs] Stay away from my sis!