Family Guy, Season 10

Peter:
Meg, get in the car! We're going home!

Meg:
I'm not going home. I'm 18, and you can't tell me what to do anymore!

Peter:
Meg, I'm only gonna say this once! You may be an adult, but you're still my daughter, and it's my job to protect you from errant wieners! So I don't care how old you are, you're gonna do what I say and GET IN THE DAMN CAR!

Meg:
Yes, Daddy... [walks away sadly with Peter following behind her, Lois walks up to Quagmire]

Lois:
If you ever touch my daughter again, I will cut your thing off and feed it to Brian!

Quagmire:
Okay.

Lois:
And Peter and I get this cabin for one weekend a month! Do you understand me?

Quagmire:
Yes, ma'am.

Lois:
Peter, I got us the cabin!

Peter:
Yay!

Lois:
[Back to Quagmire] I don't ever want to see you on our doorstep for at least a month!

Quagmire:
Would you sign the guestbook on your way out?

Lois:
[sighs angrily and writes] Lois Griffin. Peter Griffin. We heard a loon.