Family Guy, Season 10

[Peter replaces a family portrait with a portrait of Laser Tag Times newspaper article reading "Peter Griffin Eliminates Enemies. DESTROYS WORLD!"]

Peter:
I put our family on the map tonight. No longer will we be just those faceless nobodys who brought the bird flu to Quahog.

Lois:
You know, there's something seriously wrong with the man who always puts his friends over his family.

Brian:
Come on, Lois. I think you're over reacting. What's so wrong about a guy hanging out with his buddies?

Lois:
Buddies? You're one of his buddies?

Brian:
Yeah, and you know why? 'Cause I don't try to tell him what he can and can't do.

Lois:
Oh, please, Brian. You're just two people living in the same house. If you didn't, you'd never hang out with each other in a million years. He owns you. You're his property.