Family Guy, Season 10

Lois:
[telling Peter why he can't run out and take pictures for his book of "lesbian butts in 80's jeans"] Peter, you're not doing that. I got a ton of errands to run, and I need your help around here.

Peter:
Well, fine! If I can't do the book, I'm gonna hurt something you love! [opens the closet door, pulls out vacuum cleaner, and proceeds to stab the vacuum bag repeatedly, scattering dust all over the room] *Cough, cough* Ya happy now?

Lois:
Maybe we should discuss this in the other room. [indicating Stewie] I don't like fightin' in front of the kids.

Peter:
No! I wanna fight in front of the kids! I feed off the excitement of an audience!

Lois:
Peter, for once you're gonna stay here and help around the house. Now, I need you to watch Stewie till I get back. [leaves]

Brian:
[walks into family room holding cup of coffee and newspaper, and sees the stabbed vacuum cleaner] Whoever did this, thank you.