Family Guy, Season 10

[Bonnie enters her room and angry at Joe, Quagmire looks at the baby monitor]

Quagmire:
Uh-oh! The baby monitor!

Joe:
What? The baby monitor?

Bonnie:
You cheated on me?!

Joe:
Uh, I, uhh...

Bonnie:
You bastard!! [Heads downstairs to the party]

Joe:
Bonnie, please!

Bonnie:
After all I do for you, this is how you repay me!

Joe:
Well, how do you think I felt when I found out you slept with that French guy, huh?

Bonnie:
I never slept with Francois!

Joe:
What?! Remember, Peter said--

Peter:
Lois, didn't you say that Bonnie slept with him?

Lois:
No, Peter! I said she wanted to!

Joe:
DAMN IT, PETER!

Peter:
Now, hold on. In my defense, it is my experience that I am generally correct about most things.

Joe:
Eh, You know what? It doesn't matter. Bonnie's been driving me away for some time now.

Bonnie:
What?! Driving you away?! Do you have any idea how hard it is living with you?!

Stewie:
They still have one of those TVs with the big fat back.

Lois:
Maybe we should all leave -

Joe and Bonnie:
NO!

Joe:
Everyone stays! I want this to be a disaster! Because this has been a long-time coming! You care about nothing except yourself!

Bonnie:
You son of a bitch! I got a license to operate a sex crane of you!

Joe:
And I got earplugs so I could put up with that (imitating Bonnie) horrible voice of yours. I'm not an impressionist, but you get the idea!

Bonnie:
I perform purification rituals on my body after we have sex! I find it cleanses the immeasurable sadness of having lain with a wretch!

Joe:
I WANT A DIVORCE!

Bonnie:
You got it!

[Everyone sees Peter opening all of Kevin's presents]

Peter:
Sorry, I opened some of the gifts.