Family Guy, Season 11

Lucky Stewie:
Okay, come on. You look nothing like your photo in the ad.

Loan Shark Enforcer:
[pulls out a gun] Shut up and give me the money!

Lucky Brian:
What?! What the hell are you talking about?

Lucky Stewie:
Okay, I'm starting to think you're not Apollo.

Loan Shark Enforcer:
You bastards think that you can just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and then waste it on tacky suits?!

Lucky Stewie:
"Tacky"? Sir, I'll have you know I bought this in the lobby of a casino!

Lucky Brian:
Don't shoot! You must have us confused with someone else. We didn't borrow any money, I swear!

Loan Shark Enforcer:
Sounds like someone wants to die!

Lucky Brian:
No! Stewie, just give him the money from the backpack!

Lucky Stewie:
Okay, okay! Don't shoot! [unzips the unlucky pair's backpack] What? It's empty! It's just Cheerios and coloring books!

Lucky Brian:
What?! Where the hell is the money?!

Lucky Stewie:
Sir, we can't give you any money, but if you have some milk and a bowl, we can give you a healthy way to start your day.

Loan Shark Enforcer:
Alright, enough of this! You, dog - pick which one of you two is gonna die!

Lucky Brian:
What?! You can't ask me to decide something like that! The life of every being is sacred, just like the life of -

Loan Shark Enforcer:
Fine! I'll kill you!

Lucky Brian:
No, no! [points at Stewie] Kill him! He's a baby! He won't even remember he was alive!

Lucky Stewie:
You son of a -

[The Loan Shark Enforcer shoots Stewie in his forehead]

Lucky Brian:
Aaah! Stewie!

Loan Shark Enforcer:
Now give us the money borrowed!