Family Guy, Season 11

[Brian and Stewie are standing on the edge of the balcony, ready to commit suicide]

Stewie:
Well... this is it.

Brian:
I guess so.

Stewie:
Count to three?

Brian:
Yep.

Brian and Stewie:
1... 2...

Brian:
[jumps off the balcony, but Stewie doesn't] Three!

Stewie:
[holds onto the railing] I'm sorry, I can't! I want to live! I didn't think we were gonna do it!

Brian:
[falls to his death] YOU DICK!

Stewie:
Oh, my God! Brian! Brian, no! Good Lord, what have I done?! [tries to run out of the room] I'd better get the hell out of here! [trips over his backpack and finds the money the other pair had won] What the deuce? Where did this come from? [slides the money tops] Well, looks like Archibald Meatpants is gonna have a fun night.