Family Guy, Season 13

Jesus:
Lois, it seems like you learned the lesson I intended.

Peter:
What lesson?

Jesus:
Oh, you know, uh... That... this holiest of days is about... uh... appreciating our loved ones and, uh... resisting temptation.

Lois:
Oh, so it was a test. Like when your Father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac.

Jesus:
Yes, that! That’s exactly right. Uh, well... I can see my work here is done...

Peter:
Well taught, Jesus. Well taught.

Jesus:
Yeah, I guess, who cares, I’m not even real. Merry Christmas.