Family Guy, Season 14

Brian:
Hey, what are you doing home so early?

Stewie:
He's following me, Brian.

Brian:
Who's following you?

Stewie:
Tom Cruise. I spent one afternoon with the guy and it's like I signed an eight-year contract to show up at events with him and let him fake-father a child.

Brian:
Stewie, I think Tom Cruise has better things to do than follow you around.

Stewie:
Oh really, well explain that. [points at Tom Cruise outside]

Brian:
You know, it's times like this where I think, if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.