Family Guy, Season 14

Joe:
Peter, I'm going crazy up here.

Cleveland:
We all are. You gotta talk to Lois.

Peter:
Damn it, you're right. Lois, let us out of here!

Lois:
No way! You like it so much?! Then you can rot up there with your buddies!

Peter:
Lois, so help me God, if you don't let us out right this second, I'm gonna take a dump on your wedding dress!

Lois:
You wouldn't dare!

Peter:
Don't test me. I'll do it! We'll all do it! Quagmire, pull down your pants!

Quagmire:
What I'm not doing with that?!

Lois:
You leave my dress alone, Peter!

Cleveland:
If we'll don't get us out of here, I'll make a doodie on it.

Quagmire:
What are you nuts?!

Cleveland:
I've been crowning for 6 hours!

Peter:
Cleveland's pants are off, Lois! Here come mine! This is happening!

Quagmire:
Lois, they're not bluffing! Open the door!

Joe:
I miss Bonnie!

Lois:
Damn it, Peter, you hold that in! I know you can you did it on the ferry to Block Island!

Quagmire:
Oh my God, I'm gonna puke!

Peter:
That's good! Puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!

Lois:
[angry sighs] Dammit! [she comes into the bathroom to grab a towel holder off]

Man (over headphones):
Not all snake bites are lethal.

Lois:
[she caves in and pries the door open, dumping them on the floor] There! You happy!?

Cleveland:
You were too late. We pooed on the gown.

Joe:
Ripped a big hole in your ceiling, too.

Quagmire:
I barfed on Peter's ass. I-I don't know if it got on the dress or not, Lois, but I-I am...I am so sorry.

Peter:
Yeah, this was all a huge disaster.

Lois:
[inhales] Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?

Quagmire:
I might need 2 weeks off from this friendship...