Family Guy, Season 15

[Chris and Quagmire sit on a couch in Quagmire's house]

Quagmire:
Okay, Chris, I think you'll be a great assistant. Your paperwork appears to be in order, but before we get started, do you own a pair of rubber boots that you'd have to wear if you worked on a fishing boat?

Chris:
Uh, no, I don't think so.

Quagmire:
Alright, I guess it'll be a light day today, but tomorrow, you should come wearing those.

Chris:
Okay, got it.

Quagmire:
Now, the first thing I need you to do is punch me in the stomach because I'm bad. [he stands up]

Chris:
Is this a trick?

Quagmire:
It's the furthest thing from a trick, go ahead. And it should be pretty hard, I'm a worse person than you think.

[Chris punches him in the stomach extremely hard. Quagmire hunches over and grunts in pain]

Quagmire:
[strained] Okay, that's really good. Now I need you to call Time Warner about my cable bill.