Family Guy, Season 15

Brian:
I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and the drunk women, who don't want to spend the holiday alone.

Stewie:
Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep, just like the fat man is a pool party creep.

[cutaway to Peter and Chris at a pool party]

Peter:
Now Chris, you're getting older, so it's time for you to learn the classic pool party game, Talk to someone's wife in a bikini until they cover up uncomfortably. [Peter talks to Bonnie and stares at her] So, Bonnie. How are things going?

Bonnie:
Oh, things are fine. Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to... [covers up]

Peter:
Okay, bye. [Peter leaves] Man, that was like two seconds.

[Quagmire comes up to him]

Quagmire:
Hey, Peter. Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately?

Peter:
Oh, you know, this and that. There's this show called "Shipping Wars" and it's kind of...

[covers up]

Quagmire:
Okay, bye.