Family Guy, Season 15

Peter:
Uh, listen, Gronk, um, it's getting kind of late. Don't you think maybe it's time to call it a night?

Rob Gronkowski:
Yeah, sure. Hey, have you ever seen a spikenard explode?

Peter:
A what? A spikenard? Is that something on the Internet? 'Cause I...

[Gronk takes the towel off his shoulder, twirls it into a rope, and snaps Peter in the groin with it]

Peter:
AHH! Damn it! What the hell?!

Rob Gronkowski:
[laughs] Dude, relax. I was just kidding.

Peter:
You were kidding about what? What was the joke?

Rob Gronkowski:
This was! [he slaps Peter in his groin again]

Peter:
Oh, damn it! You hit the seam!

[Gronk and his friends laugh again]

Peter:
You know what? You're a jerk, Gronk! That's it. I'm gonna rid of that bastard. Just like how I kicked the British folks out of America.

[cutaway to colonial America]

Peter:
This tyranny shall not stand! For without liberty...

[Gronk runs up and slaps Peter's groin with a towel]

Peter:
Ah, crap! He's even in the cutaways! [groans in pain] Just cut to commercial. I'm gonna squat here and hold onto this bench.