Family Guy, Season 2

Lois:
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life.

Peter:
That's not true. I wrote The Bonfire of the Vanities.

Lois:
No, you didn't!

Peter:
You win this round, Lois.

Lois:
You're not being creative! You're just destroying a wonderful show!

Peter:
Hey, hey. I have more creativity in my whole body than most people do before 9:00am.

Lois:
The only thing you create before 9:00am is exactly what you've turned my show into!

Peter:
I think my work will speak for itself. [walks out of room and comes back a few seconds later] [laughs] I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois.