Family Guy, Season 2

Meg:
Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?

Chris:
Um, maybe. I-I've been working out.

Meg:
Well, you look wicked skinny. I'm, like, jealous!

Chris:
Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.

Meg:
I don't have a mustache...do I?

Lois:
Oh, honey, it's fine. It makes you look distinguished.

Meg:
But, Mom!

Lois:
Now, Meg, I think all my children are beautiful.

[cut to an extremely overweight Stewie sitting on the front doorstep]

Stewie:
Damn you, ice cream! Come to my mouth. How...dare you disobey me? [a passing baby in a stroller waves at him] What are you looking at you...you infantile...stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can [yawns] go burn in Hell... [falls asleep]