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Family Guy, Season 22

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Lois:
Where did you get all this money?

Peter:
It was easy. I took out a reverse mortgage, which is that thing where ya house gives ya free money.

Lois:
Peter, how could you be so stupid?! Reverse mortgages are a total scam! Now, you need to call the bank right away, and take that Mr. Potato Head back.

Peter:
I can't. I wrote "Best Spuds 4 Life" all over the box! I almost love the box as much as the guy now.

Lois:
Peter, we could lose our house!

Peter:
Relax, Lois. Tom Selleck made a video for the wives wearin' his signature short shorts.

Selleck:
[on video] Hello, wives, I'm--

Lois:
Sold!

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