Family Guy, Season 22

Brian:
I took a shower once. I was so young. When they put me in the tub, I figured it was just to rub my tummy. What a fool I was. They stripped me down like an animal, and that's when things got real. The water just kept coming. I tried to fight back, but I was half-blind from the soap. At first, Peter tried to bathe me from the side, but then he realized it'd be easier if he.. got in! When it was over, they just wiped me down with an old beach towel and threw me in the yard. I didn't get a parade. Hell, I didn't even get a chew toy.

Dog:
Thank you for your shower.

Brian:
Don't do this, Stewie. Once you get in that shower, you never come back!

Stewie:
Sorry, but I'm taking a shower, with or without you.

Brian:
Uh, we-we can't afford that U2 song.

Stewie:
[sighs] Really?

Brian:
But they will pay us to play one off their new album.

Stewie:
Yeah, that's a big Bon-no.