Family Guy, Season 22

Peter:
Me and the guys would be great at hosting one of these shows. We talk about interesting stuff all the time! Just this past weekend, we were talking about how a lot of people don't know which one is Chip and which one is Dale. Well, it's actually very simple. Chip's nose is black and Dale's nose is red. And if you need help remembering, you say chocolate chip! The Chipmunks were easier because they had big letters on their shirts, but that's Tuesday's show.

Lois:
Oh, please! All men run outta things to say to each other after 20 minutes.

Peter:
Oh, yeah? Well, if guys is so bad at talkin', how come Regis Philbin is still yappin'?

[cut to Regis Philbin's grave]

Regis Philbin:
So, Joy hands me a box and I open it, and it's the same Dawn sweater from LAST Christmas! Can you believe that?! Comin' up, Angel's David Boreanaz. Look at Kathie Lee; she's fanning herself!