Family Guy, Season 22

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Kevin James:
Look, I'm here because now that I don't have any viewers or a job, I need you to take care of me.

Lois:
What, is that some kind of rule?

Peter:
Of course it is, Lois. In network TV, if someone shows up at your door, you have to take care of them. It's the pilot of most shows.

Lois:
Oh, really? Name 50.

Peter:
New Girl, Two and a Half Men, Punky Brewster, Perfect Strangers, Frasier, Will & Grace, Friends, Joey, Home Economics, Mom, Dads, Cheers, Hope & Faith, Raising Hope, Full House, Fuller House, King of Queens, ...

Kevin James:
That's good. I ... I think we get it.

Peter:
Oh, no, no. No, this is a name all 50 kind of show ... Too Close for Comfort, Mork & Mindy, The Nanny, Mr. Belvedere, The United States of Al, Yes Dear, Down and Out in Beverly Hills: The TV Series, Rhoda, Golden Girls, ALF, Meego, Empty Nest, Wings, My Two Dads, Evening Shade, I Dream of Jeannie, Off Centre, Webster, The Bernie Mac Show, The Return of Jezebel James, Aliens in America, Last Man on Earth, Union Square, Bram & Alice, The Grinder, $#*! My Dad Says, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Damon, Happy Endings, Big Brother Jake, Three's Company, Mama's Family and Who’s the Boss?.

Lois:
Oh, yeah? Name 50 more!

Peter:
[sigh] ... Silver Spoons, The Odd Couple, The New Odd Couple, Diff'rent Strokes, and ...

Kevin James:
Oh my God! She hung herself!

[Lois is seen hanging from the ceiling]

Peter:
Nah, naw. That's from Airplane!. We do that kind of stuff too. You can stay.

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