Family Guy, Season 3

[Peter enters Tom Tucker's office, falsely handicapped]

Peter:
Mr. Tucker, I have just become handicapped like Joe Swanson. And I demand commercial endorsements and a TV movie based on me starring Valerie Bertinerni.

Tom:
But, Mr. Griffin,...

Peter:
Ah-ah. [extracts tape] I even got the first piece you're gonna run: exclusive video footage of my tragic accident.

[he inserts the tape in the TV/VCR, and video of him is shown]

Peter:
[on tape] Oh, no! A car going too fast to stop in time! AIEEEEE!

[the tape cuts to a shot of a scarecrow getting hit by the approaching car, then cuts back to Peter, who is on the ground, wailing and flailing]

Peter:
I'm handicapped now!

[Tom pauses the tape]

Tom:
Mr. Griffin, you can't possibly expect me to believe this. That was a scarecrow dressed in your clothes.

Peter:
Oh, come on!

Tom:
[runs the tape back] And when I freeze-frame,...

[he pauses at a point where the car hit the scarecrow, and behind the wheel is...]

Tom:
That's you driving the car.

Peter:
Well, there's your hook!

Tom:
Get out.