Family Guy, Season 5

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[Peter lights a bunch of firecrackers and holds it in one hand, showing it to Quagmire]

Peter:
Quagmire, check it out! I took ten M-80s and stuck 'em all together. I call it "Peter Griffin's Bunker-Bustin'-Mega-Ultra-Super-" [the firecrackers explode all at once in his hand, knocking him down to the ground; screams; holds up his fingerless hand to everyone] HOLY CRAP! [he, the rest of the Griffins (barring Stewie), and Quagmire all scream in shock]

Lois:
OH, MY GOD! YOU BLEW OFF ALL YOUR FINGERS!

Joe:
[enters] What happened? [sees Peter's hand; shocked] OH, MY GOD!

Stewie:
You know, no huge hurry, but I'm sorta outta juice over here. [taps his empty cup] Bone dry.

Chris:
[finds one of the missing fingers on one of the wheels of Joe's wheelchair] There's one of Dad's fingers!

Meg:
We have to hurry! I learned in biology, if you get 'em back soon enough, they can be reattached!

Cleveland:
[enters with another of Peter's fingers in his hair] What's all the commotion?

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