Family Guy, Season 5
[Stewie opens Meg's birthday presents]
Stewie:
Let's see what else we've got here. The first season of "Sister, Sister" on DVD?
Cleveland:
You're welcome.
Lois:
Stewie, what are you doing?! You can't open Meg's gifts!
Stewie:
These are mine, you hear me? MINE!
Lois:
Oh God, not the "mine" phase. I've been dreading this day.
Stewie:
I'm entitled to these things, Lois. Especially after I got shafted by that Asian Santa at the mall.
[cutaway]
Asian Santa:
What you want? What you want for Christmas?
Stewie:
Um... I was thinking one of those old time-y...
Asian Santa:
Too late! Take too long! Sad Christmas! [he throws Stewie off his lap and an Asian kid is put on it] What you want?
Asian Kid:
Fire truck!
Asian Santa:
What color?
Asian Kid:
Red!
Asian Santa:
Next!
Asian Kid:
[As he is thrown off Santa] AHHH!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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