Family Guy, Season 5

[At Peter and Lois' bedroom, Stewie is rooting through Peter and Lois' closet, and taking some of their stuff]

Stewie:
This is mine, and this is mine, and that's mine, and this is mine. Oh, what's this? "Hot Monogamy, the board game for failing marriages". "Dare card: have her do a strip tease, and see how long it takes you to get a bonner." What's a "bonner"?

Lois:
Stewie, what are you doing with my jewelry box?! You give that back to Mommy!

Stewie:
[refuses] NO! GO TO HELL!

Lois:
Stewie, I have had just about enough of this new selfish attitude of yours! Now, give that back to Mommy!

Stewie:
Very well, then. If I can't have it, NOBODY CAN! [He rips the necklace of pearls]

Lois:
[angry] THAT IS ENOUGH! [She spanks Stewie]

Stewie:
[scared] You... you struck me!

Lois:
[gasped] Oh, my God! Stewie, honey, I am so sorry. Are you okay, sweetie?

[Stewie cries]

Lois:
Oh, honey, I'm sorry! Mommy would never hurt you! Let me give you a hug.

[Stewie squeals in fright as he runs out of the bedroom]