Family Guy, Season 5

TV:
We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, edited for rednecks.

Sagan:
I'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's four-

Redneck:
Hundreds and hundreds of years old.

Sagan:
Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a-

Redneck:
Goooooooooood.

Sagan:
-ig Bang. If you look at the bones of a-

Redneck:
Jesus-

Sagan:
-annosaurus rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that-

Redneck:
Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.