Family Guy, Season 6

Stewie:
I'll be as big as I should have been on American Idol.

[cutaway to Stewie trying to sing a song in front of the American Idol judges]

Stewie:
I don't mind not knowing

What I'm heading for

You can take me to the skies

It's like being lost in He-a-van

When I'm lost in your eyes

Simon Cowell:
Stewie, what the hell was that?

Stewie:
[nervously] That was, uh, "Lost in Your Eyes" by Debbie Gibson.

Simon Cowell:
One of the worst I've ever heard.

Stewie:
...Okay.

Simon Cowell:
Stewie, you shouldn't even actually be alive, you sniveling little creep. I hate you so much, I want to shoot you in your face.

Stewie:
...Alright.

Paula Abdul:
Honey, I like you, but you're just not right for this competition.

Randy Jackson:
Yo, dawg, I gotta tell you for me, man. That was not even half good, dude. You can't sing. What're you doin', Stewie?

Stewie:
[he exits the room in tears] I don't even care! They don't know what they's talkin' 'bout! Next time they hear about me, they - they - they's gonna be like, "We was wrong 'bout Stewie"! 'Cause, 'cause I's gonna be huge! I - I's gonna be bigger than every one of all y'alls!