Family Guy, Season 6

[Peter appears as James Woods on The Late Show with David Letterman]

Letterman:
Wait a minute. You're not James Woods.

Peter:
Oh, I believe I am. Driver's license, Social Security card, American Express.

Woods:
[at home with the Griffins] What the hell is he doing?

Letterman:
Wow, I guess you are James Woods. So, uh, now, let me understand this: What are you here to promote, James?

Peter:
Well, Dave, I have a hilarious new movie comin' out on HBO next month. It's all about 9/11. The movie's called September 11th, 2000-Fun.

[the studio audience gasps]

Woods:
No, no, no, no, no!

Letterman:
James, that sounds unbelievably offensive to Americans.

Peter:
Well, you haven't heard what the movie's about. I play a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center. And then I turn around to get off the scaffold, and what do you think I see coming? A plane! And I go, "Come on"! You know, it's real, real old-style comedy, you know, it's like two pies in the face, and one in a field in Pennsylvania.

Letterman:
James, I don't wanna hear anymore about this.

Peter:
And the voice of the plane is David Spade.

Woods:
What?! I would never work with David Spade! That... dwarf! That... skinny chickenshit!