Family Guy, Season 7

[At the bookstore, Brian is complaining about his love life]

Peter:
Ah, things'll work out for you. Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. [picks up a book] Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!"

[cut to Horton the Elephant sitting in a chair reading a book. From another room, we hear a couple arguing]

Man:
You think it's easy working all day?!

Woman:
No-

Man:
You think I like it?!

Woman:
I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it!

Man:
No, I- yeah, I like being away from you, 'cause I can't stand looking at you!

Woman:
You- [we hear a blow land. She screams and starts sobbing]

Man:
Hey, you think I wanna do that?! YOU THINK I WANNA HURT YOU?!

Woman:
NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY- [we hear another blow land, and another scream, followed by more sobbing]

Man:
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU! YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU!

Lois:
[to himself] I'm sure there's two sides to this.