Family Guy, Season 7

[Chris goes to the fridge to get some potato chips]

Lois:
No, Chris, you’re not gonna get those potato chips until you eat your dinner. I just had worked hard to make this beef stew with mashed potatoes and you liked it when you were little.

Chris:
But I love potato chips, Mom! You always make me have to eat this disgusting stinky beef stew and bleaching mashed potatoes that are made out of a rabbit skin! So I’m going to get the potato chips now!

Lois:
Chris, how about you just take one little taste and you’ll like it?

Meg:
Dad, stop touching your food with your hands! You eat with a FORK!

Chris:
I am sick and tired of having to eat beef stew with mashed potatoes all the time! We always have those for dinner every Wednesday! Can we just have potato chips for dinner? You know I love those and you’re always trying to make me look like a baby again like how about I make you wear a diaper? Can you see that I love potato chips as much as I do?!

Peter:
Chris, get a grip of yourself - you’re waking up all the neighbors!

Chris:
No, I don’t wanna get a grip of myself! I just want to have potato chips for dinner! Potato chips, potato chips, potato chips, potato chips, potato chips, potato chips, potato chips, potato chips. potato chips, potato chips, potato- MOMMM! LET GO OF ME! AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Chris’s screams are so loud that it wakes up Peter’s friends and Meg’s friends from high school. Lois grabs hold of Chris’s shirt, and drags him to his bedroom]

Lois:
That’s it, young man, we’re going to have a talk right now! I am sick and tired of your babyish screams for just some freaking bags of potato chips! Sorry, family, about this temper tantrum. Chris is going to have a time-out until we can resume eating this Thanksgiving dinner.

Meg:
No worries, Mom. I’m going to send a lifeguard to guard Chris’s room while he's having his timeout.

Peter:
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Now it’s my turn to have some of these delicious Ruffles Lays potato chips!