Family Guy, Season 7

Mort:
I wanna get back on the motorcycle.

Brian:
[sighing] I told you it's out of gas.

Mort:
Why isn't the time machine working?!

Stewie:
I don't know, Mort.

Mort:
I hate it here! I hate this God damn place! It's all a bunch of shit! It's all a bunch of God damn shit!

Stewie:
Okay, take it easy, man.

Mort:
[furiously] No! Fuck you, Stewie! I'm a Jew in Nazi occupied Europe! FUCK YOU! FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!

Brian:
I didn't say anything.

Stewie:
Oh, thanks Brian.

Mort:
This is a bunch of shit!

Stewie:
Okay, you know what, Mort? Shut up! Alright, just shut the fuck up! I don't give a shit about you! You know, we could just leave you here!

Mort:
Yeah, right! Just leave me here, that's great! We're in occupied Europe, and if you haven't noticed, I'm Jewish!

Stewie:
Oh, I've noticed. Helen Keller would notice.

Brian:
Haha.

Mort:
Eat my ass, Brian!

Brian:
Don't you mean your assneck?

Mort:
Shut up, that's a real thing!